Instructor Liu cleared his throat and said:

"When he first came to the army, Xiao Ma always said that after reading those time-travel novels, he looked up at the sky with a pious expression on his face, and said, 'God, can you let me time-travel as well? Qian, you don’t need to be an aristocrat, you just need a beautiful wife, you don’t need to be talented in literature and martial arts, just have a brother with excellent skills, and you don’t need to be rich, just have a small house, that’s enough.” Then God His wish was fulfilled, and suddenly a thunderbolt struck him, so he crossed over. When he woke up, he saw a peerless beauty sitting on his bedside, and said softly, "Dalang, come, drink this bowl." Soup.'"

"Well???"