Chapter: 1
According to the official statistics of City F, about 1,200 people propose marriage on the rooftop every year , and the success rate is 95%. Among the 5% who fail to propose marriage, 1% will choose to commit suicide by jumping off a building. This is also the reason why the success rate of marriage proposals on Tiantai is high-they are afraid of killing people.
Tian Jingzhi stood on the roof of the TV station, looking at the continuous lights under his feet, wondering if the headline in tomorrow's newspaper would be "House goddess Lianhua girl jumped off the building and died, a generation of beauties disappeared?". It doesn't matter, she only prays that the exposed photos of herself will look a little better, preferably with a pale and withered beauty. After all, her face was the only thing that Ms. Shang Qiu Meiyun would show off.
But with her unlucky physique, which is rare in a century, she might just fall into a passing garbage truck.
Thinking of this, Tian Jingzhi retracted the leg that stepped out of the roof.
"Hey, Ms. Tian, your leg is up and down. It's been almost half an hour. Is it true this time?!" The security guard at the side finally couldn't help but tease. Today's people are really weak in resisting stress, they seek death at every turn, and they are still hesitant to seek death, what big things can they do.
Tian Jingzhi turned his head and saw the security guard sitting leisurely on one side, and said coldly: "You are sitting over there watching the show of jumping off a building, and I didn't even charge you for money, what do you care about me?!"
"You show too often. When you feel wronged, you come to the rooftop to blow the air. No matter how beautiful the picture is, you have to consider the audience's aesthetic fatigue."
Tian Jingzhi was so angry that he ground his teeth, thinking that he was going to die anyway, should he consider having another companion on the way to Huangquan?
"Hey, did you commit suicide because you lost your relationship?"
"If only it were that simple." Tian Jingzhi covered his face and recalled the scene two hours ago, "Tonight I went to propose marriage like a two hundred and five."
The security guard showed a sympathetic expression, and guessed the ending right away, "It failed."
"If only it were that simple." Tian Jingzhi sighed, "What's even more stupid is that I called all my friends to witness."
The security guard choked up, "...I lost all face."
Tian Jingzhi also choked up, "If only it was that simple, I notified both parents, and both parents notified their relatives . My uncle, aunt, cousin, cousin, and uncle flew back from the United States. Just to witness this unforgettable day.”
This is indeed a day I will never forget, the security guard sighed, "...sadly."
"If only it were that simple."
The security guard almost cried, "Is there anything worse?"
"After rejecting me, he confessed his love to another childhood sweetheart I hate the most in front of everyone."
"With a man?"
"If only it were that simple. That woman has pried six of my boyfriends since I was a child."
"It's the seventh term now."
"...If only it were that simple." Tian Jingzhi said lightly, "She rejected him."
The man she couldn't ask for was not a rare one. Comrade Baoan could feel countless arrows flying from all directions in an instant, not only was the arrow hit, but the girl on the roof was not a girl, she was simply a hedgehog! He jumped up with enthusiasm, "Miss Tian, if there is an unlucky competition in the world, you will be the second, and no one will dare to be the first, okay? Jump! Jump! At worst, I lost my job and went to the street to pick up mineral water bottles! "
Would rather lose her job than want her dead, where did the two hundred and five come from? When was she so miserable that she was no longer worth saving? Human beings sometimes make decisions on the spur of the moment, and when this fool interferes, the impulse that was full of them just now recedes like a tide , and the desire to survive once again occupies the brain. Not even afraid of death, but afraid of living?
Moreover, she still has two unpaid wages this month, why should she die?