Chapter: 127
Xue Lingqiao was sitting on the sofa watching TV with a juice glass in hand, and asked her, "Do you want me to go with you?"
Tian Jingzhi crossed his hands and refused: "I'm going to take a statement and not go shopping. Have you been addicted to the police station recently? Don't worry about me, the big deal is that in an emergency, you can take the initiative to offer kisses for emergency treatment."
Don't you hate his treatment method? Xue Lingqiao kindly told her, "Be careful yourself."
"The one who should be more careful is you." She walked up to Xue Lingqiao and turned around, "What do you think of my body?"
Xue Lingqiao didn't even look at it: "Yes."
Men are all the same, I didn't expect male monsters to be immune, would they die if they sincerely praised it?
Tian Jingzhi walked up to him unhappily and forced him to look at himself: "What I said just now was not joking with you. Now that Xiaoyan and Ye scum know about the resurrection of the mummy, you should try to avoid meeting them. It’s best not to even leave the door, otherwise it will be difficult for you to suspect it. Alas, Ye is a scumbag. It’s fine to throw away the mummy for a few months, and it’s still clinging to it. I really want to buy a new one. The mummy was given to him..."
Tian Jingzhi remembered the news that he had read before, that mummies were always found in dry places like the Tarim Basin, and they were very dry and easy to preserve.
Xue Lingqiao asked dissatisfied: "In your heart, am I the same as other mummy?"
She looked at Xue Lingqiao amusedly, and cast an unskilled wink.
"Are you jealous? Don't worry, I love you the most in the mummy world!"
"I mean I'm not a mummy."
"so what?"
Xue Lingqiao looked at her: "What do you think an immortal monster looks like?"
"Isn't that what you are? You can run fast, jump high , live forever," she bit her tongue, "can heal diseases, have a thick skin, and bully weak women..."
Xue Lingqiao interrupted her, "That's because you know me well, what I'm talking about is your original thought."
initial thought? What she was thinking at that time seemed to be... Oh my god, there is a monster in my house, smoke him to death with garlic, or use a mahogany sword and black dog blood...
Thinking of her previous convictions, she looked like she wanted to die, and stopped talking. If she had known that she was getting along so well with Xue Lingqiao, she would definitely make him feel at home.
"Others are the same as you. In their eyes, undead monsters hide in the dark, either deep in the mountains, or in caves, or in ancient castles. They dare not contact humans. They are afraid of those footwashing water, peach trees, and black dogs. Blood or something. But I am completely different. I have a reasonable identity, a stable job, a beautiful girlfriend, and a normal life. Who would doubt that I am not a normal human being?"
Tian Jingzhi, who was busy flattering, nodded sharply: "I think what you said makes sense, especially the part about the beautiful girlfriend."
Xue Lingqiao ignored her, and continued: "So the best way to hide is that everything is normal. When Li Yanzhi sent me to the hospital to see you, I was still playing mobile games. Who would have thought that an immortal would play mobile games? "
Hearing this, Tian Jingzhi reached out to Xue Lingqiao, "Give me the phone."
Xue Lingqiao passed the phone over . I saw Tian Jingzhi quickly manipulated it, then threw it back to him, and said arrogantly: "I have deleted your record. I told you that the highest score holder of these games in your mobile phone must be me!"
"..." Well, he took back the words "beautiful girlfriend".
In the university library, Miss Tian's two ex-boyfriends got together head to head, discussing the matter of catching monsters.