Chapter: 19
Tian Jingzhi went upstairs and returned to his room sullenly.
After closing the bedroom door, the impetuous Tian Jingzhi threw himself on the bed. After more than twenty years of bad luck, she recognized it, but the monster came to her door, and the other party was a top-notch nobleman. She really couldn't bear such a fantasy encounter like a mortal.
what to do? !
By the way, online help!
Tian Jingzhi opened her notebook and entered "how to get rid of uninvited house monsters?" in the search bar. After browsing through dozens of pages, the gloom on her face dissipated, and a sinister smile emerged.
I heard that noon is when monsters are weakest. After lunch, Xue Lingqiao sat on the sofa in the living room and watched TV. Tian Jingzhi swept over his simple and elegant gray T-shirt, and sneered twice, no matter how clean and tidy you are dressed, how handsome and charming you are, you will soon be forced to show your original shape, maybe you will become a pipa or a fox.
She pretended to sit on the sofa casually and watched TV with Xue Lingqiao. Then, when he was not paying attention, he turned his head suddenly, and breathed several times at Lianha, who was caught off guard. Xue Lingqiao, who was under attack, frowned and covered her nose instantly, and quickly moved to the corner of the sofa, as if wishing to get as far away from her as possible.
"What are you doing?" Xue Lingqiao asked sharply.
Tian Jingzhi spread his hands, revealing a few cloves of garlic in his palm, and looked at Xue Lingqiao proudly, "It's nothing, it's just chewing gum."
The method of exorcising demons is effective. As the forced party, Tian Jingzhi felt that he was qualified to add insult to injury, and even took the opportunity to beat him up. So she took a few steps forward and let out another two breaths at Xue Lingqiao arrogantly.
"Really?" Xue Lingqiao picked up a clove of garlic from her hand, chewed it calmly for a few times, and then said to her, "Garlic was just a condiment before."
Brother, it's also seasoning now! Together with coriander and Zheergen, it is called the three major killers in the vegetable industry. Tian Jing's vegetation was so smoked that he almost spat out, and hurriedly covered his mouth and fled back to the bedroom in a hopeless manner.
The first round of the exorcism battle was a great success, and Tian Jingzhi, a clever monster, was expelled... Everyone said that failure was success.
In the early hours of the morning, Tian Jingzhi rushed into the bathroom for the tenth time, soaked her face in cold water, looked at her refreshed face in the mirror, and started her big battle plan to exorcise demons again.
She slipped into Xue Lingqiao's room like a giant mouse, drew a mahogany sword from behind and shielded her body, and approached Xue Lingqiao on the bed step by step. She will never miss this time. Before placing the order, she checked on the Internet. This shop is located in a small and famous ancient town in this city. Ling can return the goods, and the store will never default.
Xue Lingqiao, who had a steady heartbeat just a second ago, suddenly opened his eyes, and gently clamped the wooden sword with his slender fingers. Tian Jingzhi couldn't move at all, and struggled in vain for a while before realizing that Xue Lingqiao touched the mahogany sword, but she didn't see the picture of the ghost flying away!
Tian Jingzhi turned into a goose, watching Xue Lingqiao take the wooden sword to study and play with, only heard a "click", the wooden sword broke, Xue Lingqiao looked at Tian Jingzhi blankly, "... No effort." Tian Jingzhi's heart was completely broken at this time, and he smiled embarrassingly, watching the person in front of him transform into a disciplinary committee member and began to give serious education, "Miss Tian, it's very wrong to run into a man's room in the middle of the night. It's a decent thing, no matter what age a self-loving woman is lucky."
He even said that she didn't love herself!
Although she had seven boyfriends, she still had her first kiss, okay? There is absolutely no one who is more self-respecting, self-loving, more conservative and stubborn than her these days!
Tian Jingzhi was so angry that he couldn't remember how he got out of Xue Lingqiao's bedroom .
However, a scholar can be killed and cannot be humiliated. Tian Jingzhi clenched his fist and decided to make persistent efforts, intending to return to Xue Lingqiao double the grievances he suffered.
It is said that no matter how skilled you are, you will be afraid of kitchen knives, and no matter how strong you are, you will be afraid of dog blood.
This time, Tian Jingzhi decided not to follow blindly or be superstitious, and chose the most effective method of exorcism for thousands of years. Chinese culture is extensive and profound, and the records about exorcising demons and subduing demons are most deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.
In the early morning, Dongfang had just turned pale, and Xue Lingqiao was already repairing the broken wooden fence in the yard. Tian Jingzhi sat up with disheveled hair, and floated faintly to the window, looking at the tall and straight figure in the yard, but felt mad inside. Damn old antique, how can you start working before dawn these days? Don't you know that the crime of disturbing someone's lucid dream is added to the crime? It must be served with great punishment, served with great punishment!
After washing, Tian Jingzhi held up half a basin of dog blood with a grim face, and slowly approached Xue Lingqiao in the garden under the cover of flowers and trees. Seeing that she was about to finish the job, she stepped on the empty steps and fell down uncontrollably. The pot of dog's blood that was held high was accurately pinned on his head...