Chapter: 252

"Love is like drinking arsenic with a smile."

Tian Jingzhi squinted at him: "How many people have you fed arsenic to?"

Xue Lingqiao thought to herself, who else could there be besides you.

"How do you say it's my eighth boyfriend who just broke up, can't you satisfy a single question?"

Xue Lingqiao smiled, and joked: "If you calculate the rhythm of having eight boyfriends in ten years like some people, how many do you calculate?"

Tian Jingzhi immediately stretched out his thumb and pretended to count: "It's been five hundred years of selling arsenic professionally... But I know you haven't, because your kissing skills are really bad, hahahaha..."

How could this woman dare to say anything, Xue Lingqiao not only lamented that she was born in a good age.

Tian Jingzhi recalled his emotional experience and couldn't help laughing at himself: "Ah, yes, this is... my sixth boyfriend not only hooked up with my best friend, but also got entangled with my seventh boyfriend. Qing. My eighth boyfriend is my best friend's brainless fan, and he even kissed my seventh boyfriend... Oh my god, come and strike me dead!"

Xue Lingqiao frowned, focusing on the point: "Wait, when did I kiss Li Yanzhi?"

Tian Jingzhi bit his tongue in embarrassment: "Didn't you... save Xiaoyan?"

Xue Lingqiao's heart felt weak for a while, he never expected Tian Jingzhi to have any normal brains, but she was a little too stupid.

"Because of the function of repairing enzymes, cutting the skin directly with a knife will not bleed. But when the needle penetrates the skin, the body automatically dispatches repairing enzymes to repair the wound. However, the needle is still there and cannot be repaired. Instead, the concentration of repairing enzymes can be directly extracted. high blood."

Therefore, he brought a disposable needle and drew his own blood and injected it into the infusion tube.

Tian Jingzhi was surprised: "So you mean, you can save me without biting the tip of your tongue, as long as you have a needle?"

"Yes, but no one will carry a needle with them, so biting off the tongue and sucking the blood out for feeding is the most convenient and quick way."

Although he said so, Tian Jingzhi still felt cheated.

"Is it just for convenience?"

"Otherwise?"

We broke up, will you die if you say a few nice words? Tian Jingzhi said faintly: "If there is a poisonous tongue competition, this lady is just drinking arsenic with a smile, and you are the red crane on the tip of the tongue, you win!"

After finishing speaking, Tian Jingzhi threw the blanket on his head, gritted his teeth and left the terrace. If you go to the bar another day, you must order "Happy Breakup" and "Breakup With Kindness". Breaking up is really good, you deserve to be single for five hundred years.

In the corridor of the university, Ye Chen took out his mobile phone to call Zhang Xuanxuan, but the phone was still turned off. During class yesterday, there were several missed calls from Zhang Xuanxuan. When he saw it and went back, the phone had already been turned off. Are you mad at him again? It's too hot. To coax a girlfriend, the girlfriend must be willing to answer the phone.

Ye Chen walked to the entrance of the research center and saw his assistant Lingling arguing with a courier in overalls.

Ye Chen walked over in confusion: "What happened?"

Seeing Ye Chen, Lingling breathed a sigh of relief: "Ms. Ye, you have finished your class. This person is a courier. He said that he must deliver the things to you in person, even if he signed for you. How can there be such a stupid person."

The courier looked at him and sized him up: "You are Ye Chen, right? The sender asked me to deliver it to Ye Chen myself."