Chapter: 55
"You said it wasn't flying."
"Ha! Of course I know, you can count as flying? Fleas can jump higher than you!"
"I'm really sorry, next time I jump with your IQ, I will definitely be able to jump higher than fleas."
Tian Jingzhi patted the table: "You scold me for having no IQ?!"
Xue Lingqiao replied indifferently: "It's just telling the facts objectively."
"A super idiot monster who was bloodletted into a mummified corpse and placed in a coffin for a hundred years. After waking up, he doesn't even remember his enemies. He thinks I have no IQ!"
Hahaha, I've been counting on this cold joke to live my whole life.
Xue Lingqiao smiled back and said: "Yes, I don't know which unlucky ghost can revive a mummy after a car accident . Your whole body is already a complete book of cold jokes."
Tian Jingzhi was speechless.
The two were arguing, and suddenly felt very quiet, no, where is Xiao Lamb Feng?
Looking back, I saw Feng Dongdong lowered his head, his hands were clenched into fists strangely, and his whole body was shaking.
"What are you doing!" Tian Jingzhi was frightened by Feng Dongdong's aura, "Are you going to show your original shape?"
I saw Feng Dongdong suddenly raised his head, looked at Xue Lingqiao with fanaticism and admiration on his face, like a crazy cultist, "Brother, it was so cool just now!" Feng Dongdong walked around the coffee table and rushed towards Xue Lingqiao , He was kicked in the face reflexively by Xue Lingqiao.
"Ah..." Feng Dongdong covered his face happily and rolled on the carpet, "Ah...be gentle...it hurts...ah...um..."
If Xue Lingqiao is a monster, then Feng Dongdong is a weird one, and his focus is completely different from ordinary people. Where you come from and where you are going has nothing to do with him. He just simply thought, this is so cool, I want to be your friend, I want to serve you, come and abuse me, beat me, I'm a pervert.
Tian Jingzhi had a nauseous expression on his face, Xue Lingqiao was not much better, and subconsciously rubbed the soles of his feet, afraid of getting something dirty.
Ever since Feng Dongdong knew Xue Lingqiao's identity, he was in a particularly refreshed state. I used to be late for work occasionally, but now I wish I could stay at Tian Jingzhi's house 24 hours a day.
Tian Jingzhi really doubts whether he is his assistant or Xue Lingqiao's assistant. Seeing Feng Dongdong smirking happily every time he touched the band-aid on his nose after being kicked on the bridge of his nose, Tian Jingzhi felt weak all over, so he took two days off to go back to recuperate.
Tian Jingzhi thought he could be quiet for two days. Xue Lingqiao watered the flowers, cleaned, and studied cooking at home every day, basically without making any noise. If it weren't for the occasional smell of the pot, Tian Jingzhi would have thought that he was the only one in this family.
The next day, Feng Dongdong knocked on the door early in the morning, and ran over with his notebook in his arms, crying and shouting, "Miss Tian! Brother Da Qiao! Something serious happened!"
There is a hot thread in the forum, the title is bold and red: Raise the red alarm, and take real shots of monsters haunting midnight!
The quality of the video is poor. A man in black jumps from a height of four or five meters onto a shipping container, chasing a stray cat. The cat was very agile, and the man in black was even more agile. The moment he caught the cat, he easily jumped to a high place and left the painting.
At the place where the man in black landed, Feng Dongdong pressed pause to zoom in on the screen. Although the face of the man in black could not be seen at all, it was indeed Xue Lingqiao's figure.
Tian Jingzhi exploded immediately, walking around the living room biting his nails anxiously.
Xue Lingqiao calmly sat on the sofa with her notebook in her arms, brushing discussion posts with great interest.