Immediately Jay felt like he had been lassoed as his feet were pulled out from under him. The boots made his feet shoot forward as if they were tied to running horses, he was almost completely upside down before his head hit the ground and before he knew it, he found himself lying in a small cloud of dust.

“Dammit, what even are these boots? Is this a prank?”

He looked at the boots. They seemed to be fine and ready to go again.